Pakistani cricket player has liposuction and can't cricket for a while

bwahahahahaha!

Cricket players are fat

19 November 2009

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One of my old faves is closing in Sydney.

The Abercrombie may not be the prettiest, classiest or best smelling bar. But gosh I had some funny nights there.

My best night there was one where I was stone cold broke, I’d been over at my sister’s house eating leftovers and Christmas gift red wine. My friend Maria let us into Purple Sneakers and we danced our faces off for hours to indie pop rock.

Actually there were alot of dancing for the stars nights at Purple Sneakers. Notably when one of my friends took her stockings off in the middle of the df. Ha!

Worst night there was going to see a friend’s band play and someone had walked urinal cake through the entire courtyard and it STANK.

Anyway, Abercrombie, I’ll remember you well.

18 November 2009

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Dude. I’m Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means.

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Chuck Bass (via mascarah)

Chuck Bass is the only good part of GG these days. The rest of it is a voodoo midget away from being the beloved early 00s soap, Passions.

16 November 2009 • reblog: mascarah

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Great blustering Bingle!

Can you believe this woman is 22?

Sun damage, kids. Keep up the 30+.

15 November 2009

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brianvan:

lialia:

Presenting The RootSuit. A suit that you can root in.

Half of me is horrified. Half of me would legitimately consider wearing this.

Still like GreenMan better.

In Australia, ‘root’ means something different. And you couldn’t do it in that suit.

10 November 2009 • reblog: lialia

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This day can go fuck itself

5 November 2009

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I’ve just realised that my resilient Halloween beehive added to some windswept make-up and a minor sniffle means that I’m inadvertently in costume as Amy Winehouse.

3 November 2009

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I went to the Cheesecake Factory today.

Turns out they sell alot more than just cheesecake there.

28 October 2009

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File under: Marriages I'm Glad I'm Not In

bwah hah ha.

Mr. Wilson indicated that Ms. Manners’s name was only one of several things that he could tease her about.

“In a certain funny way, there are various idiosyncratic things about her,” he said. “Her nose is very squishy, her name, and she says things strangely because her mother is English.”

I enjoy that the Sunday Times weddings section gives me such a sense of smug superiority.

If I’m ever featured in the goddam New York Times with the description “her nose is very squishy” I want someone to take me out stat.

25 October 2009

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Being awake at 4:30am Worrying About My Life ™ is not an effective use of my time

23 October 2009

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