Of all the annoying “Oh, you’re from Australia!” jokes, any that reference convicts are the WORST.
So stoppit.
I’ve stopped even pretending to humour them.
Living in New York can make you mad. This is where I vent.
I write more lovely things here Throwing Myself Into The World
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