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No, Sephora, despite your garish window displays and heavy website presence, I would not like to buy Kim Kardashian’s perfume.
When I want to smell like Eau de Ho I’ll let you know.
Living in New York can make you mad. This is where I vent.
I write more lovely things here Throwing Myself Into The World
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